That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
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