We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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