Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
