i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
please don't ironically join a cult
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