That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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