What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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