i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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