dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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