Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
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