U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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