well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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