Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Me too!
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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