But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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