would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
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