love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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