chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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