fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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