Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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