is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
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Wipe that smile off your face.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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