Sponge bath it is.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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