The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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