it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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