I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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