I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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