Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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