no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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