i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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