you guys were way drunker than both of me
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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