I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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