so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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