Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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