Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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