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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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