Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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