i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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