problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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