what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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