she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
