I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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