I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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