im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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