quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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