so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
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