Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Randomize
