That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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