i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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