Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Randomize
