Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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