i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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