just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Just invented taco cereal.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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