omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
You can't just leave with hair like that
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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