New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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